bo2bo2 land

i decided to copy an article of 46 things that every girl should know by now, and i actually started editing it.

it didn’t feel right so i thought i’d write something honest; this is what i hate about women

1. shopping (i mean how women ENJOY it).
2. waiting for you to get dressed - most probably - to go shopping
3. discussing an incredibly boring Swedish movie.(i would have probably slept like three times during the first 30 mins) and she goes bla bla bla bla… (Swedish movies are for Swedish people.
4. if ur fat ur fat. i can’t answer that question, & probably don’t mind.
5. don’t ask what i am thinking about unless you really want to hear about modding hardware, video games and overclocking
6. check your car oil, car fuel levels your car is not a ferrari and 100km/hr is not speeding.
7. you have too many shoes for me to notice when you are wearing a new one.
8. i don’t know what the @#$@#$ is nour nor Mohand for that matter
9. NO i don’t like email forwards with little babies dogs and cats.
10. can’t possibly say that outloud.

i know i shouldn’t have written this and will probably limit my chances of meeting a descent wife.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
  - Woody Allen

or even bulleted

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
  - William Feather