bo2bo2 land

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
  - Woody Allen

or even bulleted

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
  - William Feather

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
  - Woody Allen

just spent the night yesterday with a friend watching “The Dark Night” which i think is by far the Best Batman movie ever, and may be the best DC Comics movie

i was Amazed by the Actor Doing The Joker, i will even say that it’s my opinion that the role is done better than the jack Nicholson Joker . i have intended to wake up this morning to find out who was that Actor with the Painted Face.

to find out that he died “Accidentally” thank you Sokratopia for making my day.

i am not in the mood of writing something serious and frustrating so here goes

i copied this and i didn’t come up with it i think it’s worth seeing

1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.

2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products.  Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.

3) When we are watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen.  Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials.  Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.

4) When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back.  I always know when the timing is right.  Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.

5) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer.  In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.

6) If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.

7) If you don’t like the way I am driving close your eyes.  And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise.  I haven’t hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.

I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.

9) Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed.  And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is.  After all, I am getting dressed, not getting ready.

10) Don’t ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not.  I consider this a no-win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.

11) If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished.  It’s only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl.  What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.

12) I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ grill.

13) Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me.  I am not ignoring you.

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and  good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon  thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

excited, a few more hours of mobile internet before total technology abandonment for a few days

i was holding this newborn onl a few weeks old, she had hiccups and it seemed that these things happening in fixed intervals were shaking that littel person’s existence, … 

every single problem that a person can have is just a hiccup.. that will just pass, i am sure that a problem can’t shake all your existence as this little person’s hiccup

A hiccup: or hiccough (normally pronounced “HICK-up” IPA: /ˈhɪkʌp/, though hiccough is an archaic and now disused spelling), is a spasmodic contraction of the diaphragm that typically repeats several times per minute. In humans, the abrupt rush of air into the lungs causes the epiglottis to close, creating the “hic” listen (help·info) noise. In medicine, it is known as synchronous diaphramatic flutter (SDF), or singultus. The term “hiccup” is also used to describe a small and unrepeated aberration in an otherwise consistent pattern.  (wikipedia)

the feeling is weird